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The Shortest Horror Story Ever

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The last man on Earth sat alone in a room. There was a knock on the door.

-Frederic Brown

Oh hello, I’m the Doctor! Why did you lock yourself in a room? Bit boring, isn’t it?

And the shortest horror story ever just became a comedy.

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My mom is yelling at my brother and I overheard this.

Mom: GO TO YOUR ROOM
Brother: that's not fair
Mom: DO AS I SAY.
Brother: You never send Lizzie to her room when she's in trouble!!
Mom: Lizzie never leaves her room. If she were in trouble I'd make her sit in the living room or go outside or talk to human beings.
Me: I CAN HEAR YOU.

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Reblog if you think the next disney prince should be GAY.

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4 million and counting

5 million

This should get to 10 million, come on people.

Yes

lol watch all the parents freak out.