if everybody got a free miniature animal at birth that protected you, like a tiny elephant or dragon, the world would be a better place.
write a book
You could call it The Golden Compass
we are the last generation whose baby photos weren’t taken on phones
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Pros and cons of boys:
- Con: They’re dicks
- Pro: Their dicks
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Usually I don’t post porn but …
I was not expecting that!
I don’t think anyone was expecting that!
being romantically frustrated is 1000000 worse than being sexually frustrated because you can get yourself off but you can’t spoon with yourself and kiss your own forehead
When the Fault in Our Stars movie comes out, I swear we can probably watch most of the movie in gifs.
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come with me
and you’ll be
in a world
dear coca cola company,
i drank some of your POWERADE drink and im still weak as fuck when will the power begin to kick in? please reply soon, i just sent a mass text to my entire school saying i would beat up the football team this friday
in honor of Mean Girls’ 10th anniversary, here’s an incredibly subtle but completely extraordinary joke that you’ve probably never noticed from the movie (I saw it at least a dozen times before it dawned on me): Regina George started a rumor that Janis Ian was a lesbian in the 8th grade, but it wasn’t out of malice… it was because Janis told her that she was Lebanese
i dont need a boyfriend i need 12 million dollars and a donut
12 million dollars can be used to obtain many donuts.
money can be exchanged for goods and services
But if I buy a donut I won’t have $12 million dollars
I’m a vegan and srs if you make your pets vegan you’re a fuckhead
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